Signs and Portents: First Horseman
I believe Christ is coming back one day, and I believe the world will end, as He said, in fire.
Last night, as I watched television, I realized one of the great seals had already been opened and the Horsemen of the Apocalypse have been loosed upon the world. In case you missed it, here is the First Horseman: 
It is only be some type of hellish power this guy has made it into the Top 12 of American Idol. His long hair, and seemingly collagen-shaped lips remind me of some chick I'd see on a mascara commercial.
But that's not the point. Here's the point:
HE STINKS.
The only way this kid could've possibly made the top 12 is if the world is readying itself for the Apocalypse. If anyone needs me, I'll be stocking powdered milk, cream corn, and sardines in our basement.
8 rants:
Since when does being the most talented mean you will do well on "American Idol"?
It certainly isn't true with the American Presidency so why would it be more true on Fox?
I'm disturbed people still give Idol the time of day.
I'm not ashamed to say I get a kcik out of Idol. And,that damn kid sucked.
I'm disturbed people actually get worked up about vote "fraud" on American Idol but can't pull their heads out of their butts long enough to care about real elections.
Do you think that the whole "vote for the worst" movement is having an effect?
I think vote for the worst is actually have a bit of an effect.
It's sad, because there are some VERY good singers (e.g. Lakisha, Melinda, Jordin, Chris Sligh)...and VFTW is going to try and ruin it for us! ;)
I don't watch this show but I did see the, uh, photos of the one girl all over the Internet. That's who I want to win.
Go Pretty Girl With Dubious Decision Making Skills, Go!
Never seen American Idol, but I do wonder about the sardines. I have to say they are not on my post-apocolyptic Wal-Mart shopping list....
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