Common Interactions

Me: You WILL let your brother play with your lightsaber!

Him: No, I no want to!

Me: Maybe I'll just take it and put it away then.....

Him: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO0!!!!!!!!!!

Me: Fine! But he is going to play with your Guys.

Him Thinking, then: Here's my lightsaber, Casey!

Me: Thank you.

Him: Daddy, you happy with me?

Me: Yes, sweetie. Daddy is very happy.